oh, joy

Whenever something horrible happens or is about to happen, you say this under your breath. Or out loud. Much to the annoyance of whoever is near you.

Clueless Chaperone: All right, it's time for the slow dance!
Small Children: Oh, joy.

by AlchemyHeart May 7, 2015

Uh oh

When it finally starts going downhill, you being to come to the knowledge that there is nothing left for you here. You start spiralling down into despair, and you come to the realisation you will never be able to escape the demons that keep dragging you further and further down. Your only choice here is to give into the voices and you must killthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemk ͈̅ĭ̵̼l̵͇̈́l̶̘͝ţ̶̽h̶͓̀ê̵̜m̴̱͐k̵̭͝i ̞́l ̞͘l ̝̿t̶͚͒h̴̤͗ȇ̶̥m̵̋ͅk̶͚͌i ̱͛l̵̙͘l̴̥̾t̶̹͐h̶̟̍e ̪̊m̶͓̃k ͎̍i̴̬͊l ̖̈́l ͉́t ̥̋ḧ̵̳́e ̜̾m̵̧̎k ̺̒i ͔̈l ̢͊l ̺̕t ̮͋ḧ̵̲́ě̵̯ṃ̴̚k ͇͠i̴͇͝l ͇̄l̵̰͛ẗ̴̟́h̴̘̒e ̹͛m̶̻̑k̵̢͒i̵̗̍ĺ̵̙l̴̀͜t ̲͗h ̖̽ệ̶m̵̼̊k̶̼̂i ͚̎l ́ͅl ̫̕ť̵̘h̴̰͝e̶͚͠m ̪̈́k̶̜̇i ̰̈́l̵̬̔l̶̔ͅẗ̶̼h ̥͆ḛ̵̈m̶͇͋k̵̰̈́i̴͉̽l̴̨͆l̴̼͌t ̭̐h̵͇͊ȇ̴̦m ͊ͅk̴̜̐i̴̩̊l ͔̈́ḽ̵̒t ̢͝ḧ̵̟́e̵͈͊m̶̳͐k̵̼̓i ̥̋l ̩̐l ̭͋t ͓͂h ͊͜e̴̓ͅḿ̴̙k ͈̅ĭ̵̼l̵͇̈́l̶̘͝ţ̶̽h̶͓̀ê̵̜m̴̱͐k̵̭͝i ̞́l ̞͘l ̝̿t̶͚͒h̴̤͗ȇ̶̥m̵̋ͅk̶͚͌i ̱͛l̵̙͘l̴̥̾t̶̹͐h̶̟̍e ̪̊m̶͓̃k ͎̍i̴̬͊l ̖̈́l ͉́t ̥̋ḧ̵̳́e ̜̾m̵̧̎k ̺̒i ͔̈l ̢͊l ̺̕t ̮͋ḧ̵̲́ě̵̯ṃ̴̚k ͇͠i̴͇͝l ͇̄l̵̰͛ẗ̴̟́h̴̘̒e ̹͛m̶̻̑k̵̢͒i̵̗̍ĺ̵̙l̴̀͜t ̲͗h ̖̽ệ̶m̵̼̊k̶̼̂i ͚̎l ́ͅl ̫̕ť̵̘h̴̰͝e̶͚͠m ̪̈́k̶̜̇i ̰̈́l̵̬̔l̶̔ͅẗ̶̼h ̥͆ḛ̵̈m̶͇͋k̵̰̈́i̴͉̽l̴̨͆l̴̼͌t ̭̐h̵͇͊ȇ̴̦m ͊ͅk̴̜̐i̴̩̊l ͔̈́ḽ̵̒t ̢͝ḧ̵̟́e̵͈͊m̶̳͐k̵̼̓i ̥̋l ̩̐l ̭͋t ͓͂h ͊͜e̴̓ͅḿ̴̙

"Uh oh, it's happening"

by mommy? sorry, mommy? January 27, 2022

Oh gravity

1. The 6th and latest record by Switchfoot. Released 26th december 2006 under colombia records.
2. The first song off of said record.

Switchfoot has released their new record called "oh gravity!" since december the 26th.

by SwitchfootGurl January 28, 2007

oh snizzle

Ghetto way of saying "oh snap!"

Oh snizzle! Look at that dime with her jeans painted on!

by jeru411 August 26, 2008

oh boi

When somebody is being an idiot and u need to straighten their dumb self up

Oh boi quit trying to bite that lemon I mean come on m8

by Xjalone May 30, 2016

oh wows

A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.

pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: OH WOWS.

by rottenapple January 7, 2009

oh mum

damn it or oh shit

oh mum i lost my keys
oh mum i missed my train

friend one - "my friend just got submited to hospital"
friend two - "oh mum"
friend one - "yeah im a bit gutted"

by emmathy July 15, 2008