Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

nuke

something that is fun to mess around with in sandbox video games

"I just dropped a nuke a city in my video game, it was so much fun"

by Paul Greene August 3, 2022

Nuke

Some shit that blows up

That kids house got nuked

by Sonofanitch April 4, 2022

hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

nuking missouri

bear finally comes to missouri to take charlie on a waffle house date

yo bro i'm nuking missouri

by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021

nuke rain

n. Catastrophic bombing or wanton destruction of a helpless opponent in a pointless confrontation.

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Kiev needs to ready itself;: a nuke rain is gonna fall.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022

Nuked

When you're so high that your eyes aren't opening and you're pretty sure you died.

Someone: Jason are you asleep?
Other Someone: Nah. He is nuked though.

by Joe Ivy September 27, 2019