ninety-six

After Sixty-nine, you roll over, and shit in each other's hair.

fuck dude, I ninety-six'ed her, and she came back for more!

by mushroom blue August 8, 2003

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

The shittiest online gaming experience in existence.

All I wanna do is play brawl. When the game doesn't lag I get 20100. If I don't get 20100, I get 51330. Fuck Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. I'm migrating to xbox live

by MrMaggetManofDeath May 31, 2009

Nintendo Wall

Invisible walls in video games that block you from reaching curtain boundaries.

'it's derived from Invisible walls in nintendo games old and new that just piss people off'

"Damn I can't jump up there, there's a Nintendo Wall.

by DanielBrowniel March 4, 2008

nift

The ultimate word to describe cool, stellar, rad, etc.

Not to be confused with nifty.

Nifty: Wow, those spagetti forks that rotate are really nifty

Nift: Wow, your haircut is so nift! I want one like it.

by Chartreuse Hedgehog February 4, 2010

Nifty

Man, who has high IQ, however in real life isnt even able to cook eggs for breakfast. He usually fucks up everything and needs to argue with everyone because he thinks that he knows more about the thing.

Omg you a nifty, you fucked it up again.
Dont be a nifty.

by Saharaontop May 2, 2022

Nifty

An overused adjective to describe something someone finds interesting. Often used by people with a limited vocabulary.

Person 1: Is that a FLYING elephant on a unicycle!? That is sooooooo nifty!
Person 2: ...Get the fuck away from me.

by Lord Bologna March 11, 2010

craic ninety

Used as an indicator that the enjoyment of a situation for a given event or time period could not be improved upon. Normally cited by a country dweller from the northern regions of Northern Ireland, United Kingdom.

Less frequently, it is often adopted by Town or City dwellers in ridicule of their Country dwelling neighbours.

Hi boy, ye missed a quare night last night hi...it was craic ninety"

by Father Dong July 12, 2010