Nikita

shapeshifting god that can solve all world issues. He is responsible for everything. He decides who belongs in the streets. His hand is shaped like a lego. Him and his hat are 1 dimension.

Priest: " today were learning about god"
Everyone in Class: "God is MID compared to Nikita."

by nikitalover123 February 23, 2022

Niksata

A guy that walks around with massively big cock.

Wow he must be Niksata, he is carrying it on his back

by Niksata March 4, 2022

Nike TNs

Something those motherfucking eshays like to wear

Did hear the news?, John bought a pair of Nike TNs. He’s gonna get rolled.

by Die hard Eshay March 5, 2022

Nikocado Avocado

A round fatass who uploads videos on youtube of him eating 1 million metric tons of junk food. Acts like a 3 year old. Doesn't talk like a normal person and neither acts like one. Has a toxic relationship with his boyfriend. Gets more fat by the day. Strait up embarrasses himself and basically screwing himself over for fame and money. He used to be vegan and a professional violinist but stopped 5 years and and slowly starting to turn into the fatass he is today.

Alex: Have you ever heard of that youtuber Nikocado Avocado
Daniel: Who that fat man child that eats a shit ton of junk food
Alex: Yup

by Funny Definition Writer June 14, 2022

Nikolai

Nikolai is batman, simply explained.

WOAH LOOK ITS NIKOLAI IN THE BATMOBILE.

by anonymous October 9, 2022

sint-niklaas

A shithole of a city, somewhere in Belgium.

Person A: Damn son! what happend to you?
Person B: I went to Sint-Niklaas.

by Driss421xXKushTrickdshotta June 12, 2016

Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022