Murglers

The spectral ghoulies dogs randomly bark at. Every dog in existence can sense the murglers' proximity and intent to murder and burgle the family. Murglers travel on the wind and live in piles of leaves, old shoes, and in that one weird cupboard every house has.

Dad: What are those dogs going on about?
Mom: Oh they just hear the murglers coming to get us.

by RamblingWoolysheep July 17, 2022

Muffler

I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.

Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2022

Muffle

Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.

The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.

by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023

muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange

You ever been to muffler masters? So weird

by Griz1692 April 6, 2023

Murple

Monday purple

My favorite color is murple.

by Murple_founder April 19, 2023

murple

something purple.

that bay is verey murple

by mbx4v281 April 29, 2023

murple berry

A mruple berry is a very interesting involving very sophisticated mathematics to actually finding one of these. Amurple berry is a sort of god like being making it nearly impossible to find.

" oh my god ive found it, its a murple berry!

by murple berry May 24, 2023