fluffy muff

another word for pussy and punny

holy shit! that is one fluffy muff!

by Fred the Breadrin March 12, 2003

muff disease

The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.

This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.

ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.

ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from

by Tiku January 14, 2008

Tuff Muff

Tuff Muff: Any female known to be aggressive, butch, or just plain jacked.

Regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the shit out of others.

Man.. you see that fight last night at the party? That bitch was one tuff muff

by PseudonymedPl0x February 22, 2011

muff and buff

A strip club with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

As soon as we get to Vegas we're hitting up a muff and buff for breakfast.

by Jeff & AP connection February 11, 2008

80's muff

A really hairy, bushy vagina that hasn't been trimmed since the 80's.

Nancy-"Julonce why did Pedro break up with you?"
Julonce-"Because i have a mad 80's muff!"

by Julonce April 12, 2005

MUFF-DIVER

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.

by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004

muff

To push someone's face with an open hand.

Kevin made a stupid remark, so I muffed him.

"You idiot, you deserve a muff for that one!"

by Justin Cognito January 7, 2006