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boogy monster

scary monster, sometimes it lives under your bed or in your closet. Or it sometimes hides where no one would suspect it. It tries it best to scare you, hence the word boo
That boogy monster scared me when it jumped out of the toilet.
by Brett Watson February 24, 2006
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Yucca Monster

The fat, ugly, or otherwise just plain nasty bitches in and around the desert town of Yucca Valley, CA. Generally a US Marine term because of the USMC Base in 29 Palms, CA (next city over.) May also be known as Desert Yetti, but not quite as popular.
Squad Leader: Ok, did anyone get in trouble this weekend

LCPL Smith: I don't think so, but Jones did get wasted and fuck a Yucca Monster this weekend, haha.
by LCPLQuick October 8, 2007
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cookie monster

Pronoun: Name of arguably the greatest muppet ever to grace the popular children's show Sesame Street. When not munching down dangerous amounts of cookies he was destroying the set around him with his huge girth and even huger mouth. A legend in every sense, capturing brilliantly the rampant, bloodthirsty selfishness that every human locks deep in his or her psyche.
"Okay. Me not eat cookie. Me eat.......EVERYTHING ELSE!"
by Coaldrone January 21, 2004
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Lake Erie Monster

A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.
Son of a bitch! Some Bastard left a Lake Erie Monster in Shitter at the car wash!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The deity of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism religion, created as a mockery of the decision to teach intelligent design in schools. Followers call themselves 'pastafarians' and believe that the FSM created everything, and hid it behind scientific data. In this religion, every friday is a religious holiday, all prayers end with RAmen, and the heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Global warming is explained by the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800's, and therefore the increased number of violent hurricanes is also caused by the lack of pirates since hot water makes hurricanes. and the term 'pirate' does NOT refer to music pirates, since real pirates used swords.
I hope that the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches me with His Noodly Apendage
by emderr October 9, 2005
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one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.
When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.
by Nick D February 4, 2004
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pussy monster

pussy monster is a man who can and loves to eat pussy. He does it like no other from every position and does tricks with his tongue.
****LIL WAYNE PUSSY MONSTER VIDEO ON YOUTUBE****

I Gotta Taste For U,Now Wat U Wanna Do
Gurl U Cold Let Me Suck Out Ur Flu
Gurl U Cold, Gurl U Cool, U Heard Of Salt N Peppa Well Gurl U Food
Gurl U Hot Like A Bowl Of Hot Stew
And I Just Stood Over My Stew And Just Blew
And When Theres No More Of U In Da Soup,I Remove Ma Spoon And Drink Ur Juice

Make It Rain Wit Ma Hurricane Tounge , Like Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, La, Lala, Lala,Lala, Lala ,Lala, Lala, La, Imagine If I Did Dat Wit Ur Pearl On Ma Tongue ,HaHa
by My Swag Iz IMPECABLE January 10, 2008
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