Modesto

Pulling a Modesto. Pulling a Modesto is something that one does not want to do. A Modesto: the act of placing a ridiculous amount of Helium Hotspots within meters of each other for miles and miles, completely ruining the chances of ever receiving any rewards whatsoever. The origin of this word comes from the area of Modesto, California on the Helium coverage map.

Person 1: Hey everyone, just had my 10 RAK's arrive today and was planning on setting them up, how far away should they be from one another?

Person 2: Hey Person 1, Make sure you place them at least 300m away from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !

The whole Discord: HAHA MODESTO LOL

by GINNYUD February 11, 2021

molestache

A mustache that makes you look like you molest children.

Check out that guys molestache! Keep him within 100 feet of that elementary school.

by lolamite February 3, 2010

Molestache

Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.

Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!

by Tempest Fugit June 21, 2012

molestating

v. gerund. molesting; result of thinking of the "molestation" and switching mid-thought to "molesting."

"Child molestating is a big deal."

by skydark January 16, 2014

Molestaphant

A elephant that molest other animals. Usually other elephants.

"Is that elephant shoving its horn up another elephants butt?"
"Yep, that's what's called a molestaphant."

by Legodathy June 12, 2016

Molester Jester

A predatory male online that everybody takes the piss out of.

Adam: Leave me alone you guys!
Lee: Fucking Molester Jester
Adam: I'm not a pedalo!
*Terence gets Molester Jester tattooed*
Angela: Hi lomsbao sjizbak kdkks oops lol

by Debortables August 28, 2019

Molester Frames

A distinct pair a round rimmed glasses mostly associated with Jeffery Dahmer's iconic creepy, sex, demon, chimo look. Most commonly seen in child molestation mugshots, with dungeon and dragons tattoos.

"Aye, Jeffrey Dahmer looking motherfucker over there is rocking them molester frames."
*Jeffrey Dahmer guy intensifies his jerk off session in the Denny's.

by RealLastat October 9, 2019