Midas Touch

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.

I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.

by Gantalopian May 3, 2010

madison

the hottest girl around

giant jugs

big melons

a hot teen named after the movie Splash

one dude- woah have u seen madison

another dude-whos madison

one dude- idk but shes probably hot

by sexygirl123456 March 6, 2011

Madison Beer

a "beautiful" singer with a nasty personality

"did you hear about madison beer? she cried because someone accused her of plastic surgery! geez, grow up!"

by Ellia2509 September 24, 2020

Madison

When you slice your ball sack open

Shit! I just sliced my sack open!

Dude, you just did a Madison!

by Anus smeller May 20, 2015

Madison

Madison is a typical New England town located in Connecticut (near Mystic Seaport) on the shore of the Long Island Sound. The population is comprised mainly of wealthy summer-residents with primary houses in New York, Pennsylvania and Massachusetts. The quaint, preppy town is known for having picturesque sunsets, many extravagant homes, and beautiful beaches. The Madison Beach Club and country club provide activities like tennis, swimming, golf, sailing, and motor boating. These members only clubs also offer a variety of social events and gatherings for the entire family.

While summering in Madison, I drank a couple of LITs(Long Island Iceteas) and hooked up with my tennis partner after I took her sailing on my boat.

by Madison Summer Girl April 17, 2006

midas

Colloquial shortening for "Might as well". Nothing better to do.

Midas.

by toteswayheapsawes December 10, 2010

Madison, CT

Madison is a town in New Haven County, Conn. First settled in 1641, Madison is known as East Guilford until it was named Madison in 1841. This town does have some of flaws though. 95% of the people are white and the rest are either Asian or other races and it is too far from everything. It is 45 minutes from New Haven and farest eat in the county. It is full of stuck up whiteys and NO black people. So basically, if it was known as East Guilford, it's just like Guilford.

Oh we're going to Madison, CT. That's the place full of stuck up white people, isn't it?

by whoareyou25 July 14, 2011