Melosexual

One whom sexual preference is drastically affected by music.

John is usually really drab but turn on some John Lennon and he turns melosexual.

by Magya_ January 14, 2021

Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.

The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.

by PeanutMelonKing November 13, 2011

Melos

Stands for man eating lump of shit.

"You melos!"

by Drainer April 30, 2003

Melon

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
boobsnerdinsultdatelessegghead

Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.

by thecathandler2 March 28, 2009

dirty melon

A really small round ass

I just put my stink rod in that girl's dirty melon!

by Steezy J October 18, 2010

Melonade

A very tasty drink featured on Homestarrunner.com. Made from melons, duh. Aid's your ade.

A glass of melonade? For me? Thanks, The Cheat!

by Iceman June 21, 2003

Meloncholy

A gloomy state of mind, achieved after eating a copious amount of fruit.

Meloncholy
Dudo 1: Hey man, you comin' up the recreation ground fo' some swingage?
Dudo 2: Ah I dunno... feeling kinda bummed...
Dudo 1: Been eating that mango?
Dudo 2: Yeah...

by AlbusOK October 25, 2007