Stranger mail

A message you just sent yourself as a reminder, but forgot about soon enough to be thrilled by the beep signaling "mail received". Like if other people actually wanted to text you.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.

Damn! I thought someone remembered my birthday this year, but it's stranger mail with this article on suicide I wanted to save for later.

by adasny March 23, 2018

Mail chick

Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.

The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

MAILS

This is an acronym that means by "My Ass Is Lazy Syndrome". This word is used to get out of your work or school.
And to slowly walk away like a girl boss.

Tcher: Hey why are you not doing anything?
Student: Because I got MAILS!!
Student: Im outta here.

EX 2
Boss: Are you doing your work?
Worker: No.
Boss: Why? Go do it now!
Worker: No. I got MAILS.
Worker: Im outta here.

by kookoogorleye December 15, 2022

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

Mail

In Northern Ireland mail means to date someone usually they will ask over text “mail xx” and if you said yes the u would probs talk over Snapchat and irl it would be awkward but if you said no you would tell all your ewww he asked me for a mail cause after that he would probs ask every other girl In your class until someone said yes also these mails would last a day or a week at most

Oh yeah I’m mailing him
He asked me for a mail last week ewww

by Jess.schnapp December 27, 2020

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009