Laggin

the term used when you have people waiting on you and your taking your god damn time doing whatever you are doing.. Pretty much pissing everyone off.

Dude! what the fuck is Chango doin in there!? Jackin off!? hes laggin!

by Bobbyjoeflatdick November 30, 2011

Lincoln logged

To be sodomized by a large black penis.

Quote "Were going to take you White Boys down to Oakland City jail were your all going to get Lincoln Logged"

by jimbonia August 21, 2009

stoner logic

The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.

Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.

by Doctor Fishopoulis December 13, 2008

legging

tattoo that covers the legs similar to "sleeve" for the arm.

To a man with tattoos all down his leg-"Nice tattoos, what do you call those leggings?"

"Hey man sweet leggings!"

"She pulled his pants down to reveal the hottest leggings known to man!"

by Juliet tennis pro February 28, 2010

Naruto logic

a phrase that might make sense and is senseless at the same time :D

Naruto logic example: You cannot be in the cafeteria unless you are in the cafeteria.

by Mayoshi December 22, 2007

cricket leggin

so messed up your leggs feel like jello when you walk and bend weird ways

Man, im cricket leggin right now!

by BIG D DOIRON April 8, 2011

nig-logic

The unique, fractured reasoning negroes use to explain or rationalize events or situations. Usually precedes niggababbling.

Statistically, black women have ~70% illegitimate children, and single parents households. This should be a guarantee of poverty. But with nig-logic, they are poor because of whitey.

by realto October 29, 2011