lawllyspeek 

To type in such a way that you spell out how a word sounds, rather than how it's actually spelled. This is often confused with being bat fucking retarded, but in actuality is used to mock people with no ability to find and use a spellchecker.

Occasionally, one might use lawllyspeek so often that they become bat fucking retarded.

John: "Hayyyyyyy maahn. Ai herd yu wer saein' shit uhbowt mi last niteeeee. Wehl fuk yu."
Jack: "Seriously? Shut the fuck up and die, thanks."

(translation from lawllyspeek for the illiterate: "Hey man, I herd you were saying shit about me last night. Well fuck you.")

lawllyspeek by Candicks August 22, 2009

lawlsex 

To have teh lulz 24/7 with a bunch of people.

Dude: Yo, why teh fuck were you laughin all the time?
Lawl: I was havin lawlsex d00d.

lawlsex by Chocolatez August 27, 2010

Lawltasm 

The lol-equivalent of an orgasm.

Lawltasm

Lawltasm by 1232134 December 29, 2010

Lawlhey 

A different and awesome way to greet people. A much more enthusiastic and nice way to say "Hey"

Bob walks in the door.
Alissa screams "LAWLHEY!"

Lawlhey by NotMissAlissa15 March 26, 2011

lawlgubrious 

when something is so sad that it in turn becomes funny. stems from the terms "lawl" and "lugubrious"

- it was so sad, I lawled

- lawlgubrious!

lawlgubrious by Barstopholies May 2, 2011

lawlawanda 

Is used when something very very funny is said.

Teneal: Are we talking about the same Dark Cats?
Elaine: Lawlawanda!

Selina: Let's prank call Alfredo!
Megan: Yeah! Lawlawanda!!!

lawlawanda by DarkCatz May 18, 2011

lawlmart

Your superstore for hilarious plastic crap.

I buy all my apps at lawlmart because they're hilarious.

lawlmart by lman123 September 24, 2011