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Ralph Lauren 

To perform cunnilingus from behind while a woman is on her hands and knees vomiting in the toilet.
Kid 1: How was your weekend man?
Kid 2: It was not bad, I thank you for asking. It started off really fun.
Kid 1: What did you do?
Kid 2: As a matter of fact, Saturday night, I took home this drunk chick from a party and ended up giving her a Ralph Lauren. *Starts to sob*
Kid 1: You ok dude?
Kid 2: Yes..... No.... Yes... No... Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Kid 1: I think I'm gonna try that on my girlfriend this weekend, I hear it's a delight.
Ralph Lauren by frawghs February 24, 2011
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laurentiu 

The best father in the world, despite knowing who Sanziana Buruiana is.
Laurentiu watches too many movies. Yes , but his a great father!
laurentiu by Balotii June 24, 2016

lauren godwin 

some tik tok thot. she’s dating an orange (sebastian bails)
Damn Lauren Godwin is actually dating that orange fuck.
lauren godwin by 6ix9ineHAHAHA March 10, 2019
a basic Lithuanian who drinks monsters and is very depressed but lowkey fun, she’s also very caring and beautiful.
did you see that Lauryna over there? yes she’s very beautiful.
lauryna by akitikibaba May 10, 2020

Laurenna 

The most BEAutiful young girl that noone could ever think is not gorgeous unless they are blind. Although she may not have the biggest rack, it doesnt truly matter because the sexiest man alive, her unofficial boyfriend, doesnt care about that. She is korean an is taller than most guys and has sexy long hair that turns all the guys on with and a big booty that is also undeniable. Her inner-most qualities are what make poeple really love her, because once you see the inside, youll never wanna leave.
Damn dog, I wish I had me a Laurenna
Laurenna by BMC23 October 6, 2011
Lauren is an extremely complicated girl. You may think she is into you, I can guarantee you are probably wrong. Many may believe this because her kind, playful personality is often misconstrued as flirting. Lauren is into older men and has already got her eye set on someone. She is also a fiery red-head who upsets easily, but forgives with a little persuading. If you are considering making a Lauren your friend, just make sure the fact that EVERYONE likes her won’t annoy you. She herself is a great friend, but the way she acts around men won’t make her appear so.
Guy: Oh my god I think that hot girl likes me!

Her friend: ha! She doesn’t, that’s just Lauren.

Laurence 

intelligent and handsome. sweet beyond belief. caring, kind, sincere, brilliant and hard working, well rounded and level headed, has a strong and beautiful mother and the cutest nephews and neices ever, handsome...and handsome again ;). articulate and thoughtful, dilligent and dependable, open minded. simply amazing and a true blessing to know. synonym- sweetest"
I know this guy named Laurence, and he has the greatest smile.
Laurence by Sweetie SB February 5, 2010