Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
Get the Joaquin the Koala mug.This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas
by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018
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koala
• Koa
• Koalaing
• Koala Bear
• Koan
• Koah
• Koalabearing
• koala ball
• koalafications
• Koalaty
Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one
by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018
Get the Ugly potato koala mug.John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.
by Crashexl May 29, 2018
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came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
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me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
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Dante x Koakuma... how does one not get tired of doing this?
Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."
Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."
by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025
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