duce knot

When you gotta crap so bad it hurts and wont move

She went to the crapper all bent over, like an hour ago, I bet she has a duce knot keeping her in there.

by Cooter polluter October 15, 2017

Bologna Knot

The anal orifice.

A derivation of “balloon knot”, coined by Dave Filoni of Lucasfilm.

Damn Gerald, you’ve got a tight Bologna Knot.

by Glando March 15, 2021

Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

by James Mcagee August 6, 2024

Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.

Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!

by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022

clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."

"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "

by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014

Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.

Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.

by Maniconwords February 12, 2025

Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex preaching situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith threw a KNOT in there! Romans 4:5 JST

by StillTrying2Help May 19, 2023