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A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.
Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"
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When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni
Ewww look it’s johanni wife
johanni wife by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019
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This is a kind of girl who has a random sense of humour, usually a lot of friends and is very flirtatious. She is the type who will snatch your boyfriend right up from under your nose and then act like she did nothing wrong. Johanne's are usually the type to be involved in dance or some other kind of sport related thing, and are usually considered to be quite pretty. Other girls can be quite bitter towards Johanne's however, because of their reputation as being a man eater and are sometimes unfaithful. They are goofy but somehow womanly at the same time.
Uhg, that girl my boyfriend is dating now is a textbook case of a Johanne.
Johanne by fruitmatser February 24, 2019
A Fabian is an awkward, anti-social person that tends to keep to himself. But once you get to know Fabian he is a great guy. He's the type of person that is cool just to chill with. If he's your friend he will go out of his way to help you out. He is a very charming and will use his whit to talk to the opposite sex and to get free things out of people. He is also a very intelligent person, he is good with electrical things and can master any task you put in front of him. Although Fabian is a great intelligent person he tends to be very cheap and a very bad speller. If you have a Fabian in your group you should consider yourself lucky because they are hard to come by.
Dang Johannes is so cheap he always gets water to drink.
Johannes by Yalung March 17, 2019
Joana is a wonderful human being that just makes the people around her happy. Many refer to her as Joana, but the real, official name is Small Joana. It is also required to call her small by the law of Wakanda.
Joansel and ANAIS couple name 😼
Friends :what’s y’all ship name

ANAIS:Joanais
Joanais by Klkdominicannnsss June 14, 2019
A sweet and soft girl who acts very different depending who she gangs out with. She is wery akward and deep conversations are not always her thing. She also cryes alot.
You: hi!
Johanne: hello:)
You: hey, i think you spilles some sauce on ur shirt;)
Johanne: im really sorry! Pls dont hate me!:(
Johanne by Imscaredcomepickmeuplol October 10, 2019