iPodot

Refers to people who disconnect from the rest of the world as they walk around by connecting to their iPodot. They're like living robots.

An iPodot cannot make it through a day without being hooked up to an iPod.

To an iPodot, an iPod is literally another appendage.

"When I was driving home today, I almost ran over an iPodot crossing the road because it couldn't hear me honking!"

by jhcmc August 24, 2008

iPod fishing

When someone's iPod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.

*Dude 1's ipod falls off the table*
Dude 1: Crap my iPod fell off the table...
Dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! Just go iPod fishing.
*Dude 1 pulls his iPod up by the headphones*

by pandalexie December 1, 2009

Ipod

A peice of shit usic player that has Pros (Positives) and Cons (Negatives)

Ipod:
Positives -

You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -

Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader

And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod

And i'm telling it like it is

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

Ipodery

The things you can do with your ipod.

You find things out so quickly with that Ipodery

by wordmane1111 December 20, 2010

Ipod Hannukah

When one's ipod battery indicator shows that the ipod will die shortly but ends up lasting for hours thereafter, much to the surprise of the user. Alludes to the Jewish tradition of Hannukah in which the Jews' oil lasted for eight days instead of the predicted one.

After seeing the battery meter on my ipod, I was sure that it would die within the hour but ended up lasting all through the day. Happy Ipod Hannukah!

by njv32 June 30, 2011

Isopod Reich

The isopod Reich is a proposed underground civilization of the supremacy of the breed of Isopods, based on their superiority compared to other fish/crustacean. It is used as slang term by white nationalists and supremacists to describe the rise of the next Reich, due to the strong shell of the isopod describing the strength of the white race.

John: hey let’s go reinstate the isopod Reich
Mark: sure sounds like a blast! Our shells are strong but our race is stronger

by Ghetto Mart General manager May 4, 2018

iPod

A lot of the people on this site are obviously poor and cannot afford an iPod. The battery only loses capacity if you charge it like a mother fucker. And it's only $59 to replace. It's lithium based. You guys are just piss poor assholes making up lies to stop people from buying iPods because you can't afford them. Another misconception is that you have to pay iTunes $.99 everytime you add a song. HAHAHA, whoever does that is just a moron. All you have to do is download the songs and then add them to your iTunes library and in a matter of seconds they're on your iPod.

Person1: iPods totally suck because of the battery. It cost like $438953458839 to replace it!! And You have to pay $.99 a song!
Me: You're poor and making up lies.

by ikilledjez June 11, 2006