interneternity

A period of time spanning from the second something is posted online, until the complete and total annihilation of the entire universe. Maybe longer.

Did you really post that pic of your ass boil? You might as well embrace celibacy.

Nah, it’s just for interneternity. I may still get laid a few thousand lives from now.

by The Jackel 2003 June 28, 2019

International Two-Face Day

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.

Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!

by edgyswaglord69 October 4, 2019

International Wank Day

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.

Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?

by Bongonog November 11, 2019

International Julius day

This day is for you to meet that guy named Julius and he NEEDS to say "yes" to everything for 24 hours! So go find your Juliuses and tell them!

International Julius day: 21 of December

by ~~your_biggest_fan~~ December 11, 2019

International Redmond Day

May 5th every year since 2004.
The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.

Person 1: Hey man, you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!

by Quit It Quinn May 1, 2020

InternMakers

Impacting students, one story at a time.
Helping students with career and professional development.
Helping students get internships and full-time opportunities.

Thank you for helping us get and ace our interviews, InternMakers!
That story about how you got your internship was so inspirational, you are a true InternMaker.

by InternMakers July 27, 2020

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020