send mail

send pics

so you not gon send mail?

by anonymous July 27, 2023

Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

Mail Cuz Sin

A cousin who is sent through the mail, whether digital or real life, who proceeds to commit sinful acts, usually of a sexual nature.

Damn he's a mail cuz sin

by Djchao February 5, 2022

Robo-mail

Email that comes in from automated sources that a user has subscribed to, such as newspapers, blogs, retailers, travel sites, the Urban Dictionary etc.

Just checked my email and dang, nothing but robo-mail. Or: Sorry, your reply got buried in my robo-mail.

by Dr. Determined February 9, 2010

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022