iPodemia

Do you hate iPods?
Would you like to see an iPod been smashed?

If all answers to above questions is Yes then you are suffering from iPodemia

I have iPodemia... I HATE IPODS!!!!!

by uber_cookie February 4, 2006

iPod

Mp3 player created by Steve Jobs. Price gets higher as product gets smaller. Has way too much space that never actually gets used.

Guy 1: Hey, check out my new iPod! It cost me $400!
Guy 2: Damn, that thing is tiny! Check mine out, it cost $200!
Guy 1: Woah, what a fatass iPod!

by candyland717 June 21, 2008

iPodot

Refers to people who disconnect from the rest of the world as they walk around by connecting to their iPodot. They're like living robots.

An iPodot cannot make it through a day without being hooked up to an iPod.

To an iPodot, an iPod is literally another appendage.

"When I was driving home today, I almost ran over an iPodot crossing the road because it couldn't hear me honking!"

by jhcmc August 24, 2008

iPod fishing

When someone's iPod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.

*Dude 1's ipod falls off the table*
Dude 1: Crap my iPod fell off the table...
Dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! Just go iPod fishing.
*Dude 1 pulls his iPod up by the headphones*

by pandalexie December 1, 2009

Ipod

A peice of shit usic player that has Pros (Positives) and Cons (Negatives)

Ipod:
Positives -

You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -

Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader

And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod

And i'm telling it like it is

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

Ipodery

The things you can do with your ipod.

You find things out so quickly with that Ipodery

by wordmane1111 December 20, 2010

Ipod Hannukah

When one's ipod battery indicator shows that the ipod will die shortly but ends up lasting for hours thereafter, much to the surprise of the user. Alludes to the Jewish tradition of Hannukah in which the Jews' oil lasted for eight days instead of the predicted one.

After seeing the battery meter on my ipod, I was sure that it would die within the hour but ended up lasting all through the day. Happy Ipod Hannukah!

by njv32 June 30, 2011