Lamb Humped

Someone who over uses a joke

Wow Ted, you lamb humped that joke to death...

by Rudy S. January 5, 2009

upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.

fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper

by harrypothead1990 August 2, 2011

twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011

slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.

I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!

by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014

Quasi-hump

Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.

1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.

by ModoMere December 2, 2015

Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.

"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"

by Bruce Bane April 12, 2016