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double glove

In medicine, a way of warning a fellow coworker that a patients bodily fluids are positive for a blood-borne disease.
Me: Hey Venesa, could you start an IV on my patient in room 5226?

Venesa: Sure!

Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.
by gazellien February 28, 2019
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True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
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Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face
I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!
by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019
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vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.
In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.
by Forblano September 7, 2015
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my fish lost her gloves

ya she did
my fish lost her gloves can you get them back
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
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oyster glove

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.
Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.
by Gazebo Johnny July 27, 2020
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Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.
Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.
by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010
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