global jesus

A god created by Jared Hodgkins.

"Hey look man, it's Global Jesus!"

by Jeff Frost January 22, 2004

Oh my glob

Known as an Torgie-ism, this is an essential word in any modern conversation. It explains a range of emotions: shock, love, embarrassment, delight. Cries of 'oh my glob' can be heard in all the halllways of the finest colleages in Oxford. So, of course, it's just a matter of time before it will travel round the world and come back to Oxford when it will have a rightful place in the official Oxford Dictionary.

This is a literal oh my glob moment!

by Oxford 2018 July 1, 2018

Glob

Cryptic terminology used by a group of promiscious, backstabbing, meth-smoking, BB gun-slinging teenagers from Hertfordshire to talk about a mutual friend behind his back.

For instance, "Hey Michael! Did you see what /Glob/ just ate?"
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."

by skinnybrah November 30, 2013

Globalist

Someone who sees beyond the narrow -minded nationalistic and militaristic view, to a more expansive vision of one world - a world of equality for all.

Tsunesaburo Makiguchi’s opposition to the country’s militarism and nationalism led to his imprisonment and death during World War II: he was a true globalist.

by SMiLeY QuEeN May 26, 2018

Harlem Globetrotter

A sterotypical black male (Harlem) who gets women pregnant, and leaves his state/country never to be seen again, or for at least 20 years as to avoid child support. (globetrotter). Usually goes by an alias to the females he impregnates as to further disrupt any efforts at locateing him.

Hood rat: Where yo baby daddy?

Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.

by Ampresandman February 7, 2012

The gay globe

when a guy goes in fetal position on another guys dick and spins around thus making a rotating globe

The men wanted to impersonate a glove using the gay globe sex move

by cole. July 18, 2009

glob

ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.

glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.

by elliot<33 May 9, 2006