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green lantern that ho 

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.
Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.
green lantern that ho by Coletrain December 12, 2007

Green cobra

A fake strain of cannabis.
Used to see if someone is a dumbass or not.
Hey charlie, you got any green cobra
Yeah man, i tried some the other day its well strong.
Green cobra by mranon96 June 20, 2011

green thumb

(n.) An expression used to describe someone's affinity/skill at gardening or growing plants.
Jillian has quite a green thumb; look at her tomato patch!
green thumb by Smkngmgc June 21, 2004

green out 

smoked too much weed and your just fuuuucked, might puke even or just fall asleep
Example of a terrible green out:

I was with my 2 friends, we got baked as shit for like and hour and then went to the buffet, i fucken pigged out then we went to mcdonalds to get something to drink (dollar drink days!), I drank a litre of cola and then i felt really sick, started getting codl sweats and then i puked in my cup, then my friends cup, then my other friends cup and filled em all up except the last one....people were looking at me like WTF!!! i think they were anyway, i threw the puke out and we bailed

then I felt sober as fuck and realllly good, like puking after drinking...but i wanted to get high again before the movie, so we hot boxed the car and I was fucked up again and then we saw get him to the greek, i dont remember anything about the movie
green out by cuppy cupperson July 9, 2010

green fairy 

Popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor Absinthe; 'green' obviously coming from the colour, and 'fairy' from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. What Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.
Wanna go dancing with the green fairy again?
green fairy by TheDefenestrator April 16, 2005

green mind 

Philippine slang for someone who thinks compulsively erotic thoughts; dirty minded; the tendency to give innocent phrases a sexual connotation.

Occasionally the use of the term "green minded" by Usonian English speakers (to mean "environmentally conscious") causes Pinoys great amusement.
WILLIAM: How long have you lived here?

ALFREDO: Ever since I came in the USA

WILLIAM: Dude, you had sex with the USA? Did she get pregnant?

ALFREDO: Aw, man, you have a green mind!
green mind by Abu Yahya February 22, 2010