DGAF Friday

DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.

this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro

So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!

by sewfertanick November 30, 2009

fridge stink

noun.
fridge stink occurs when your fridge fails and no longer provides "coolness". Your food then starts to degrade and an odor of an unwashed shitty bumhole becomes prevalent. Also can come about by not washing your fridge after many stains.

Dave "What the fuck is that smell?"

Roman "Oh sorry, that's my fridge stink"

by Wade16 October 26, 2007

fridge monkey

a little person that you can carry to the fridge to get a beer while still having intercourse with them.

"that girl i just met is a total fridge monkey"

" he likes em small and fridge monkey like"

by chiefyboy April 1, 2009

Friday freewheel

When a person has reached the Friday afternoon of a working week and the level of interest and productivity starts to decline.

"sorry mate, no can do, that head gasket will have to wait until Monday, I'm on a Friday freewheel"

by Clifford Boost May 15, 2009

Fridgeheimers

To go to the refridgerator and stare blankly because you forgot what you wanted or you simply dont know what you want.

Loren- Brittney, why are you just staring at the fridge..?
Brittney- well, i though i wanted something but i dont know what...
Loren- ahhh.. fridgeheimers.

by bkizztheshizz October 10, 2009

Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.

(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.

by jayB109 August 20, 2010

friday night cocksucker

Someone who is unbelievable rude on a Friday Night.

When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.

by Ang1976 May 28, 2017