Flobbering

The act of love making that leaves the recipient to finish themselves off after the partner has fallen asleep.

What a sub par lover does to his partner

Emily endured a flobbering from James, who was very eager to finish, regardless of her needs

by OzzyFudd November 5, 2022

floberolemestilatialonfobia

fear of colored markers

my friend has floberolemestilatialonfobia she couldn´t make it pas the first day of kindergarten and is now uneducated and unemployed working at mcdonald´s.

by useryourgrandma December 15, 2022

Flobic

The fear or prejudice negativity towards flutes, oboes, and piccolos.

"Stop being so flobic bro"

by Ripley March 3, 2023

FLOJOB

A blojob with a whole lot of Flo or Florence, like a delicate flojob or a house special

Flojobs are so good I prefer them over blojobs. I asked her for a flojob and she said she only does blojobs so I broke up with her

by clur2345678 March 6, 2023

flob

Created by Moriah Elizabeth flob means a blob that looks like a flower

Moriah Elizabeth made a flob and called her Flobby

by SquishFreak June 14, 2023

flobbity gimbit

When your gimbit is soft all year round

guy 1: bro im coming up on one year of soft gimbit.
Guy 2: yeh bro thats a flobbity gimbit.

by Bingo Tremndous August 13, 2023

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024