Fletcher

Guys named Fletcher are all around pretty dope. They act like they're short even though they are weirdly tall. Master of puns and lover of sloths.

Nobody:...
Fletcher: sloths, amirite??

by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020

Fleet

One of the worst Twitter updates ever.

“Man, I hate the new twitter update. What the hell is a Fleet??”

by Lafayette is mine November 17, 2020

fleet

an annoying ass update in twitter fml it makes twitter look cROWDED tf

“we wanted an edit button but maaaaan we got fLEETS....”
“what the fuck is a fleet bro”

by plantitahoe November 18, 2020

fletched

to have something stolen or to have someone do you dirty

i can’t believe you fletched me.

he actually fletched my tv , what a swerve.

by christinebrianne November 20, 2020

Fleet

Forward-yeet

I'll Fleet my cat out the window.

by Fleetyeet December 1, 2020

Fleathen

A mash of "flea-ridden heathen", used to describe furfolk, furries, or your weird co-worker who's really into Beastars.

"Sounds like Slaaneshi propaganda to me."

"You would know, you fleathen."

by Lord K. December 30, 2020

Fleet simp

A complete loser

" I would rather be a Pathik then a fleet simp!"

by Undber January 2, 2021