To go on a date with oneself.
Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.
Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.
Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
Get the First-wheelingmug. What weirdos do
by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 17, 2019
Get the Milk in firstmug. The act of directing one's gaseous expulsions toward those around them (mostly in the form of a fart)
Being selfless with one's malodorous gifts
Being selfless with one's malodorous gifts
by Phishy November 19, 2004
Get the first sniffsmug. Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.
I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.
He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.
He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.
Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.
He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.
He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.
Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.
by UrbanPrick April 2, 2008
Get the person firstmug. by Toxic March 13, 2004
Get the first kissmug. Something a girl never forgets.
The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!
Cousin Lav: So, did you?
Cousin: Lek: Did I what?
Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?
The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!
Cousin Lav: So, did you?
Cousin: Lek: Did I what?
Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?
Cousin Lek: You mean play ring around the rosie?
Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!
Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!
Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!
Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!
Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!
Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!
Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!
Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!
Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!
Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!
by ThankYouForBeingMyFirst July 14, 2012
Get the The First Kissmug. Your first love is with a one of a kind person like naveh shes my first love she treated me right she was loyal and a great girlfriend I wish she was still mines but its like u can never forget the impact thaf person made on your life and then you still stay in contact its like u married your bestfriemd only 40x better and yea you gone want your first love back I want mines back everyday but she still in my life so Its like she never left me yes you gone wanna give her your heart all over again but I know it's gone be hard for her to accept me back with open arms and I just wanna grab her by her throat and kiss her so she can remember what we once had.
My first love is the best girl out there she betta than all y'all females nd ima always be here for her because I love her!.💥
by Litboidell May 4, 2018
Get the first lovemug.