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Fake Friend

A fake friend will always ACT nice to you, may seem like a good friend- claims they understands you.
However, they'd rather respect the more obvious fake girls- whom you clearly see though their fakery.
A FAKE FRIEND will go out their way to attend a popular prissy girls Bday Trip: Thorpe Park, who hasnt even invited YOU but asked everyone else in class, all discussing ways to make plans to attend her damn birthday trip!
A FAKE FRIEND wouldn't even buy YOU a birthday card but brought gifts/cards (and Wine) for others.
Not one of them will ever stand by you at your most rainy days, would only jeer at you instead, make it all about them- labels you as the problem,making sure how alone you are, showing you that everyone will all gang up, by getting their snidey shit stirring little females to come at you, just to make it seem how fucked you are- that no one likes you.
They would only talk to you when it only benefits them, like asking for help and give answers exam questions/assignments.
When a FAKE FRIENDS makes comments about your makeup, and tells YOU should make your makeup more natural - AVOID THOSE MOULDY BUGGERS!
Moreover, they'll get disgusted with you even if you use one swearword in class and show how disgusted they feel and brand it as 'full blast swearing' They will always tell you off and fucking boss you around like they're the motherfucking teacher, whilst making unsolicited remarks about your entire character.
Leaving you feeling insignificant to society.
FAKE FRIEND: You should make your makeup more natural, to look more presentable.
ME: *feeling quite upset*
FAKE FRIEND: Im the Salon Manager its my job.
Another fake friend: *gets involved* infuriating me to the edge.
ME: "No one hasnt even heard me swear in full blast"
FAKE FRIEND: "That is full blast swearing"
ME: "No i used one swear word."
*In my head* YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME BE!

*In my head* WW3
by SteerClear699669 March 17, 2020
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fake numbered

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma
Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!
by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015
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fake aunty

Your mums best friend who you call Aunty Lianne but is not related to you whatsoever! You know she's not a real Aunty but love her anyway :-)
Aunty Lianne is my fake Aunty. She's been my mums best friend for so long she's practically family
by Coco14 June 24, 2014
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Fake diamond

A girl who is really vain and shows off too much around people or by them selves
Girl 1 showing off in front off others

Girl 2 what a fake diamond
by anonymous September 24, 2016
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real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.
These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
by dsveddy September 27, 2018
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Fake blazing

Someone who fakes being high (mainly nittys) to show off in front of people or to impress people to make them think that they are hard.
Woah Ben is so high look at him.
Nah he is just fake blazing.
by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020
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Fake Greek

Not even a real Greek. Lives off others legacies and pronouncs Gyro wrong. Most likely some blonde aryan looking man proclaiming his false ancestry.
You are not Greek you fake Greek swine.
by cowpulp May 14, 2018
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