EVAN

Tall white kid who has no friends but one black kid.

Evans a nigga

by Miny wheat May 5, 2019

Evan

A very imbicillic child who enjoys making themselves look stupid for the enjoyment of others.

Boy 1: Dayumm, that evan is so funny because he jumped out a third story window!

by Rhazer July 12, 2009

Evan

The big gay

Evan is the gay of all gays

by Asshole6687 September 9, 2019

evan hoffman

Evan Hoffman is a very good looking guy. He wins girls from his looks and the way he talks. One thing about Evan Hoffman is that everybody makes him seem nastier then he actually is. Evan Hoffman is consider a fuckboy at school and everyone will judge you if u go for him. One major thing to know about Evan Hoffman is that he will try to get in your pants he also goes for hoes from other schools if he can’t get anyone from his school. Evan Hoffman is basically a pretty boy and he will most likely win you over.

Evan Hoffman is the biggest hoe at our school.

by Boone exposed September 15, 2018

Evander

Evander is a silver fox! He walks fast and uses nearby walls to scratch his back! He is a thug disguised as a nerd! You don't want to mess with that guy!

Wow! I love working for Evander!

by VWilliams003 February 12, 2020

Evan

Evan is an annoying and clingy weird human being. he’s so fucking clingy and doesn’t even let you eat cereal without clinging to you. he is the definition of a simp.

Have you met Evan? Yeah he’s really annoying.

by evanandreesetogether June 25, 2020

Evan Bayes

Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.

JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"

by MysteryMan03 August 27, 2020