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facebook is for ppl who know everything about you and what you do before you have even met them OR for... ppl with crushes who are too weird to let you know to your face....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
by brfgmvxd March 6, 2009
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facebook

A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.

It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends

Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
by Julian isgay October 28, 2008
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Facebook Gangster

A person who starts fights over facebook but then in person acts like all is well.
Everyone gonna feel the need to say sum'n but can't speak up whenever you face em thats what you call a facebook gangster
by E White & RichieT August 22, 2011
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MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.
"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
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facebooker

A high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on Facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on Facebook.
I could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on Facebook.
by Bayard Lewis June 25, 2006
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Facebook Careerist

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.
by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011
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Facebook Birthday

It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.
1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.

2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?
by 00Hes February 6, 2010
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