Border disorder

Where a Mexican (such as urself) has a tendency to hop borders.

Oh no guys! Aylin has border disorder!

by ash’s knife January 13, 2023

Rock-of-Love disorder

a mild to severe form of wenchaphobia which is characterized by night terrors after watching "The Rock of Love" before bed.

Gabby is afflicted with a severe form of rock-of-love disorder because she is repulsed by watching fake blondes hook up with an old guy.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008

Post Traumatic Social Disorder

Flashbacks of your embarassing behavior last night.

Oh my gosh, I just got a flashback to last night and remembered dancing on the bar ... it's the onset of Post Traumatic Social Disorder.

by comradem01 August 17, 2009

Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

by kl2895 January 10, 2011

Obessesive Computer Disorder

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD

Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.

by ckwhy November 14, 2010

Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.

President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011

Pubescence Collapse Disorder

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.

Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!

by The definder September 24, 2011