National Ditch Day 

November 1st (The day after Halloween) A Day where you do not go to school or work so you can stay out late on Halloween to party and not be hungover the next morning

Yo Tomorrow's national ditch day what's the move tonight.

National Ditch Day by Ditch king October 28, 2019

Ding Dong Ditch 

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

Ding Dong Ditch by mung-fu March 7, 2017

poop dick ditch 

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

poop dick ditch by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017

IM-Ditch

When a friend signs off of MSN messenger without saying goodbye. Can also refer to when two friends text back and forth and one stops abruptly without informing the other that he/she is now currently pre-occupied with other tasks.

Jay: WTH, OMG Taylor totally just IM-Ditched me!
Lucas: ROFLMFAOOL!!! That suxxorz bro...

IM-Ditch by Jay Bolen January 6, 2008

ding dong ditch 

When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.

Stacy: Omg Chung Ho totally ding dong ditched my ass last night
Jill: Ooh that sounds like fun!

ding dong ditch by lmaooops November 14, 2016

ding dong ditch 

when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves

ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town

ding dong ditch by DINGDONGDITCH February 9, 2008

dome ditch 

Leaving your friends to hang out with your girlfriend (aka "dome piece")

Man, Charlie is so whipped. He dome ditched us to go the the theater with his woman instead of coming to poker night

dome ditch by krm3567 December 29, 2007