dew pixies

Pixies that pee in the morning

Hey Carl, look over there, it's dew pixies

by Puppy Butt October 22, 2022

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Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.

That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022

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Directed Energy Weapon - AKA Cuban Syndrome or in medical field High Intensity Focused Ultra Sound (HIFU) - used in oil industry to inspect for cracks also - WMD used on citizens to get assets by hidden faction called Kangaroos because they hide stuff in their pockets when nobody is looking - & if you do look? - you get kicked with DEW - New Alternate "tax" Policy in America - pay up or get Alzheimer's with energy spectrum weapon - better have a spectrum analyzer handy

Those congressional junk yard dogs in justice department just dogdewed all over them - Kangaroo DogDEW on you if you don't buy

by General Thatway December 7, 2021

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mountain dew

a drink that gives you supernatural powers.

mountain dew? dew the dew before the dew does you!!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan December 27, 2021

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Mem Dew

Mem Dew - A person who is funny looking.

by Mem dew December 28, 2021

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The Dew

“The Dew” is not a thing, or an object but a way of life. When one is said to have this it means that they are at the highest level of society, and borderline a god. When one has “The Dew” they also are pushing an unfathomable amount of P.

“Have you guys met Isaac yet? That guy for sure has the dew.”

by BarronButtcheekBob March 31, 2022

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