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One of my finely tuned skills is being the happiest functioning depressionist you’ve ever met.
by Nicolaolly February 10, 2021
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Winter Depression

A person who gets more irratable or sad in the Winter because they don't like snow or cold.
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Guy 1: I don't get why my girlfriends been sadder than normal. She's been pregnant for a month now and she was so happy at first, but ever since winter just started, she's been sadder.

Guy 2: Aww, I don't know...Maybe she just has a case of WINTER DEPRESSION. Obviously, she can't be PMSing.

Guy 1: Ya you're probably right about having Winter Depression.

Guy 2: I mean have you been in any recent fights with her?

Guy 1: Nothing recent.

Guy 2: Then you've got nothing to worry about
by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010
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Pre-Potter-Depression

The sad moments that come before reading the 7th book because everyone has already spoiled the deaths.
I got Pre-Potter-Depression after Shannon told me who all died.
by jkjrfkej August 9, 2007
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Infinity War Depression

That Depressing Feeling You Get After Watching 'The Avengers: Infinity War'. Mainly Because Of The Ending.
Toby: I Saw Infinity War Last Night.
Eric: Oh Cool, How'd You Like It?
Toby: It Was Cool, But Now I Have 'Infinity War Depression'
by Tsukinae June 9, 2018
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postpartying depression

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.
- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...
by Cybercass December 26, 2009
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Donald Trump Depression

The immense feeling of sadness and defeat, when you realize that nearly half of our country is insane and that a lot of your friends, family, and loved ones support Donald Trump and are part of the demise of our once great nation.
Jacob suffered from a terrible case of Donald Trump Depression after celebrating Christmas with the in-laws. He's been drinking in his basement and listening to 80's love songs for weeks since the incident.

After realizing her boss was a Trump supporter, Debbie slit her wrists due to a violent case of Donald Trump Depression. She couldn't take the fact that her workplace was run by a racist psycho.
by thetolan87 March 27, 2016
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post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015
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