desert fuck

A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert

She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck

by "MADMAN" December 27, 2020

Deceitful aftermath

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity

Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.

by TheHappyWanderer December 23, 2021

Decent mail

A rumour with strong sources suggesting its truthful

I have decent mail that Az is staying at his current club

by Billcon24 March 14, 2022

DesertRose

An incredibly beautiful woman, who is also tough enough to withstand anything. Just as a Flower, or any plant, must be strong in order to withstand the harsh elements of the desert.

Don't underestimate that one, she might be beautiful but she's a true DesertRose.

by Movobra April 10, 2022

desert balls

when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters

- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"

- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"

by duckycoin May 16, 2022

decretumm

A super amazing mutual on tiktok; posts great content, and every tiktok they make slays. They are an amazing girlboss, and yes.

Person 1: hey, who is that person that posts amazing stuff on tiktok?

Person 2: don't you know? That's decretumm. They slay

by Pumpkinzay May 31, 2022

Desert rat

During the summer months they can be spotted mostly at night. The adolescent of the species typically wakes up with thorns and scratches covering most of their bodies with no memory of how they got there. There natural habitat is the Sonoran desert and Sky Islands. Both male and female adults will scowl at those from California and ask when their moving back. Other than a slightly xenophobic attitude towards their habitat, they look others in the eye, open doors for others, say thank you, tell it like it is, and knows way more Mexicans than you do. For relaxation the desert rat will go to one of those water spots you can't find on Google and never will. A desert rat will stand out in autumn and spring, they will be the ones wearing a sweater at 75° The xenophobic desert rat loves their desert and is a good steward of it, often turning off the water while brushing teeth, washing hands, and has a dirty vehicle.

Those desert rats all seem to have a 4X4, high caliber rifle and at least 3 articles of camouflage clothing.

by AzWoodWarrior July 9, 2023