nigger cracker

a black person who's personality is white, dresses white, eats, drinks, and talks white.

"Jesus fucking Christ Gerald look at Malik."
"Typical Nigger Cracker"

*Malik is wearing holister skinny jeans and a holister jacket like a white boi*
*malik also has starbucks iced coffe*

*also tried to date that white chick but got friendzoned.*

by butstilltho October 29, 2017

to get crackers

the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night

Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo

by elpocoloco16 May 16, 2010

Knee Cracker

The cracker behind your knee.

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.

by avacado113 July 6, 2016

Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

Cracker Barrel

The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)

Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!

by bretata March 22, 2017

cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

crap on a cracker

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

by RandyBaby June 27, 2008