by kris o July 20, 2007
Get the sand condom mug.a man takes a shit, sticks a dildo in it and sticks it in the freezer overnight. The next day he takes out the dildo and uses the crap as a condom
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A:a protector of the unknown lol!
B:penis protector
C:something ppl like to blow up (like a balloon!)
B:penis protector
C:something ppl like to blow up (like a balloon!)
by mandi December 11, 2004
Get the condom mug.A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the body condom mug.The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.
That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom
by DJNrrd June 8, 2007
Get the who-am-i-kidding? condom mug.1. an insult reffering to the person as a whore, or one who performs oral sex with a condom and still retains the condom in his or her mouth.
2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense
2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense
by Nikku April 21, 2006
Get the condom chewer mug.A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.
An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.
A woman of little or no value.
*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.
A woman of little or no value.
*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.
by Scotters August 13, 2007
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