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cluster wank

a group of 5 or more people all masturbating together in a small space eg:a shed or tent.
jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed
by bettypage May 10, 2011
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cluster fuck

a general term relating to a large group of men/women failing at a task that one man can do in a short amount of time

A term referring to a large amount of solders in a very small space fighting a equally large amount of solders

Playing a free for all on Nuketown with 18 players
"why are there 30 people trying to change the damn light bulb"

General: "How is the battle going?"
Officer: "80 of our men are cluster fucked in a 4 story building because 100 enemies are on the first floor"

Player 1:Why is there 18 people cluster fucked in Nuketown?
player 2:THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE HERE!
by Ivan the CheezBurger eater November 18, 2012
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cluster fox

An off shoot of the term cluster fuck. It used as a derogatory term to denigrate conservatives and viewers of fox news.
Watching Bill O'Reilly go after defenseless liberals is one big cluster fox.
by Elephant Mann February 16, 2013
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Blues Clues Crew

A gang of fine ass girls who smoke the herd everyday. they dont fuck around with anyone. they think of themselves as the new age italian maffia. they are not afraid to put you in your place and they will damn sure out smoke any other gang out there. their rival gang is the party rock crew. there color is blue. they are taking over this country so all you pussys best watch your self.
girl-did you hear the Blues Clues Crew is coming to our town

other girl- oh shit we betta run, the Blues Clues Crew dont fuck around.
by BCC_Paula. July 12, 2010
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cluster buster

When a man pulls down his pants, dips his testicle sack in blue paint, runs at an unsuspecting victim and jumps high enought to stamp them across the forehead leaving a smear of blue carnage.
Bro, that chick was being a total va jay jay last night, so when she came out of the bathroom i totally owned her with a cluster buster. epic.
by Urban Nite. March 6, 2009
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Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 7, 2004
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Clush

Good friend, funny, and enjoys making fun of RobIN with Tim.
00:00:03 ClusH·•●» @_o? .¼ says:
rofl omg that is gonna keep me laughing for ages
by QJimbo April 9, 2004
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