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chompy

adj. - describes a person, place or thing that is favorable or positive. Derived from something that is so good you could eat it up or chomp down on it.
"Fort Lauderdale is a chompy place to roam for Spring Break."

"Looks like a chompy day today so I won't need an umbrella."

"That Mr. Kuldau is a chompy teacher - I hope I get him for English this year!"
by Grimsbaugh August 5, 2009
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Shank Clamp

(N) a very tight vagina.

-Ing (v) The process of having sex with a vagina so tight that it feel although you skin is being peeled off you penis.

(Proper Plaural N) Shank Clamps - A group of women that will only tease a man and never follow through.
(n) Man she had such a shank clamp that my dick was an inch thinner when we were done.

(v) She was shank clamping me so bad I think she removed the skin...

(Prop Pl N) Don't spend your money on beer for them they are just shank clamps and nut wrenches.
by Bigunz 71z August 24, 2006
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climpson marc

slag, slag, slag.................
Sleeps with sheep..........
by Mr F You April 4, 2005
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Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.
What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.
by Shuaman September 1, 2012
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wenis clamp

A wenis clamp is when someone comes up behind you and doesn't let go. Sometimes they break their teeth trying to keep ahold of it.

Refer to: mouth.
Hey Erin, do you know your wenis clamp is still on?
by Seymoor Butts September 19, 2006
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Clemphatic

adj - Being of or appearing to be of a spastic or unpredictable nature
"Don't be so clemphatic, Dan."


I don't see why he has to be so clemphatic.
by Matt Moyer June 26, 2003
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climpin

Climpin is a dirty but hillariuos thing to do to anyone, it's more fun to do than teabagging, what you do is get your cock an slap male/female round their face
this girl was givin me head an i thought wouldn't it be funny to start climpin her face with my cock, he he, so i did
by Pd & Gd June 26, 2006
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