clitboard

When a girl is so bored (and/or horny) that she offers sex just as something to do.

Jess was a little clitboard after Zach dumped her

by Pbandgay March 10, 2019

clifton lobster

A hot dog. Generally considered widely accessible throughout the world, the hot dog is a delicacy in Clifton Heights, PA, as even the most affluent Clifton Heights’ residents lack the class or funds to afford a hot dog on a daily basis, much like a lobster for average, normal Americans.

What did you guys do for your wedding anniversary last night?

“We went to Mary’s for Wolf Killers and Clifton Lobsters.”

by delcodelco July 24, 2019

clinton

(v) To eliminate something or somebody, usually as a cover-up for political reasons.

"Jeffrey Epstein was clintoned while on suicide watch in solitary confinement."

by OffSeason_Santa January 8, 2020

Clinton, NY

It's a small rural town with some cute shops and some nice people, but most importantly it is home to Hamilton College at the top of the hill.

Person 1: Where are you heading?
Person 2: Clinton, NY! I can't wait to see my HAMFAM!

by Yallknowbetter January 22, 2020

Clintonville

A small community implemented in the middle of Columbus, Ohio. Very liberal atmosphere with its moments of racism, like most of Ohio. A bunch of hippie freaks who love quinoa more then their children and will often ask their neighbor, “Do you want to go to the Fresh Market Saturday morning?” With a sudden and excited “Yes!”. You will often find a kid wearing a Grateful Dead and not knowing the music, just vibing with the bear on it. Often find broken bottles and loose cigarette butts around on the pavement. Most kids are smoking their life away but still glad they can smoke with their parents joining in time to time. A good safe community just trying to have fun while smoking fat blunts.

Guy 1: “That guy looks stoned as f*ck, man. Where’s he from?”

Guy 2: “Oh, probably Clintonville”

by Heehee3 January 29, 2020

clinton miller

A guy in a small town who has two uvualas. Likes to catfish girls, and also poops in bags. He also gets girls pregnant and never takes care of the children.

Who were you with last night?

Oh that’s just Clinton Miller...he poops in bags.

by Kvincent007 June 2, 2020

clintos

A big boy who is a cutie and the best dad ever even thoug he might be anoying and mean but a good guy

Hey clintos you a big boy

by Pinkeypie007 September 8, 2020