Midnight Christyning

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.

Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.

by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012

Trusty Crusty

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"

My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.

by TrustyCrusty June 6, 2017

dirty christy

When a girl eats your dirty ass.

Eric said he got the best dirty christy after a long hard day of sheet rocking without taking a shower and taking 5 shits in a 8 hour period.

by tedd4 May 19, 2008

Christy

He has a cheeky personality.
He will make you feel good about yourself.
He will crack jokes and you will laugh each time.
He deserves someone who will treat him right.
He is soo good looking, its untrue.

You are guaranteed to fall for him, hard.
He is loved by someone, who he should be aware of.

If everybody knew a Christy, then they would be happy.

by Groovygirl1996 June 19, 2011

cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya May 13, 2005

crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection December 28, 2005