Redneck Champagne

The act of holding in your urine until the end of intercourse and thus finishing the act with shoving your penis into your partner's anus and proceeding to urinate and ejaculate inside at approximately the same time. Then, leaning to the side pull the head of the penis out to make a popping sound like a cork as the urine and semen flow out.

I went down to see Carol at the trailer park and treated her to some nice Redneck Champagne.

by Barenhaut February 26, 2018

Pink lipped champagne

The act of drinking champagne out of a woman's pussy.

I inserted a champagne bottle in her pussy, shook the bottle, then drank the champagne that dripped out of her pussy.
Her pussy was so wet, and pink that it was so sweet to taste the pink lipped champagne.

by whtronin March 24, 2021

Chappaqua

A hamlet in northern Westchester County, New York, replete, unfortunately, with illiterate antisemitic ingrates. A quiet, low-crime, high achievement enclave a short train ride away from any excitement, bustle, or, if you prefer, depravity.

I failed my preschool SAT's and can't get into private school, with its $30,000 per year per child tuition, and my low I.Q. put Stuyvesant out of reach, so my family had to move to Chappaqua.

by Chappaquack July 20, 2009

champagnes

The gurgles in your stomach after a long night of keg beer.

I had to walk out of that test because I started getting a serious case of the champagnes.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009

Chapati

A person from the Northern parts of India. A person that believes everyone speaks Hindi all over India and outside of India. A person with that an extra A to their already confusing names. A person that believes everyone watches Bollywood movies and expects everyone to love or know Bollywood actors. Have $15 in their bank accounts but will spend $500 to look good for a social media picture. Judges someone based on the color of their skin. The lighter complexion is a godly characteristic for them. Someone that doesn't have black friends

At Heathrow Airport

Stranger : Hello. *Continues to Speaks in Hindi

Me: Hi,i don't speak your language. Are you lost?

Stranger: Arent you an Indian why don't you learn Hindi?

Me: I grew up in England.

Stranger: Oh

Me: Walks away *sighs* Fucking chapati

by Rahul Gandhi June 22, 2019

champagne waterfall

When someone pours champagne over another one's ass, lets it run down their asscrack and drinks it.

I performed champagne waterfalls on your mom last night

by Big Jon July 8, 2005

chaparitis

where your ass gets chapped and then a girl stick a big three branch and then proceeds to fuck ur mom rookie bitch

by tim satola---the nurse aka. rn April 29, 2003