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Carb Queen

An individual, usually of the female sex, that lives and breathes strictly for the sole purpose of eating anything, consumable or not, that would fit within the perimeters of her "rather cavernous" mouth that is characterized as a carbohydrate. The term "queen" is loosely used and can be substituted for terms such as "fiend," "junkie" or "addict" A carb queen usually has a rotund figure similar to the Michelin man or the common domesticated cow or swine.
JIMBO: Babe what do you want for breakfast?

CARB QUEEN: I'll have a bowl of flour and maybe a cup of sugar to go with that.

JIMBO: Babe you hungry? What do you want for lunch?
CARB QUEEN: I'm so craving a pack of hot dog buns!

JIMBO: Babe it's dinner time what.....(gets cut off mid sentence)
CARB QUEEN: Trying to watch my figure, I'll just have a box of spaghetti.
by the princess and hebrew slave November 23, 2011
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carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!
the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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Carbon-based Calendar

Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.
Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010
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Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.
Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"
by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010
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Carbage

All the trash that accumulates in your automobile, from fast food restaurants, gas stations and shopping trips.
Time to throw out the Carbage from our last holiday.
by hurdish February 27, 2013
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carbon dick

A man-made, or "synthetic" perception of one's penis. Often, a carbon dick is a property of one who drives big, loud, gas guzzling trucks to over compensate for their small penis. This hints at the correlation between the carbon footprint and the carbon dick.

Carbon Dicks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.
"Check out that guy with the Hummer H3. I bet he gets 2 miles per gallon. What a carbon dick."
by not-ian April 3, 2015
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The Charbonneau Commission

(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`
by Sexydimma August 19, 2014
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