Cabbage eater

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.

Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane ate the cabbage

Cabbage eaters = simple people

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Caboose

A really big butt

Jon: Damn Imani wore the tightest pants today she has the biggest caboose the school has ever seen
Tyrone: She aight her ass is a donk tho i think Deja got a caboose

by Tarvish May 18, 2019

cabanelas

Cabanelas is the last name of the sweetest, most handsome (and sexy asf) guy on this universe. He’s very gifted with his thang and is not afraid to be 100% genuine. Truly the best boyfriend and friend anyone could ever ask for. Also a great person to simp over, If your boyfriend has the last name “cabanelas” back off bitch he’s mine lol.

Daniel Cabanelas is my boyfriend lol

by marbeepboop February 21, 2021

Cabinet ass

A Twitter drawing of an arcade cabinet from lemon demon's song cabinet man with its fat ass out

"I love cabinet ass"

by Cabinetasslover April 12, 2021

Cabullshit

Sleezy cronies who cower in backrooms and masonic lodges.

I'm sick of being canceled; it's cabullshit!

by BigBenQuality June 22, 2021

Cabanagram

A work-related message urgent enough to send while on vacation, from a cabana on the beach.

"Bill sent a cabanagram about this deal, you'd better get on that ASAP."

by dhowitzer September 3, 2021

cabbagepoo

when someone contracts a stinker and a reeky oder of cabbage emits and offen cabbige contracted itselft therefore knows as cabbagepoo

man1:hey have can u smell that soggy cabbage

man2:i think jessica humphrey has done a cabbagepoo it hum dings

by stinkyporkpie February 5, 2022