A song by Green Day that has been overplayed and turned into shit. The first time I heard it I thought it was all right, but now it's been played shitloads of times all over the world, and if I hear it again I'm shooting somebody. It doesn't matter who, but hopefully it'll be somebody whose death will STOP THE FUCKING SONG!
Some Gerow: I just downloaded Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Me: What the fuck for?
Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.
Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*
Me: What the fuck for?
Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.
Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*
by JB_Finesse June 03, 2005
When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)
This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.
by p1zl3 December 31, 2006
Cherie was very upset: she was not able to have a bit of giblet pie for several weeks because Tony had been pissing broken glass.
by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003
When your about to cum and your girlfriend punches you in the dick, snapping it, causing blood and seman to flow in all directions
doctor- so wat are u in for
guy 1 - got a case of the broken volcano
retarded guy- dumb assssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
guy 1 - got a case of the broken volcano
retarded guy- dumb assssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
by Venix13 January 04, 2010
When a guy/girl is SO fine that you'd drag yourself naked, backwards over broken glass just to get a piece.
by The one called he who is the person from that place you thought of. June 29, 2007
Drinking to break drinking records previously set by yourself. Drinking over and over again while drinking. Repeating everything you say over and over again, while drinking.
Dude, you're drinking like a fish. You've filled your cup over a dozen times in the past hour. You keep asking me if I saw the new South Park. You're a fucking Broken Record Drinker.
by Smowk October 23, 2010
This disease is when someone repeats them self more than 2 in a sentence or more than 8 times in 10 minutes.
"You know what i mean?" "you know what i mean?" "You know what i mean?" yes i get what you mean you have broken record syndrome
by the myth the man the legend May 06, 2010