fuckboy brandon

Fuckboy brandon is a self centered dude who breaks girls heart , is a thot, hoe, and man slut and doesn't know how to fuck off

Fuckboy brandon:I have a golden heart I was always loyal in our relationship
her: u fucking funny just fuck off
fuckboy brandon :don't tell me what to do
Her: ... u hoe

by princessdragonflap May 24, 2016

Bradding

-A verb
-The action of always having beautiful women sleeping in your bed, without intercourse.

My room mate has been bradding since we got here.

by The other room mate June 12, 2016

Brandon

A human being who was bought using only one platinum.

"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Brandon

More of a black and white type of guy. He is a simple man in which enjoys the most straight-forward process in...everything. Being in a relationship with him is kind of like a Love-Hate relationship. He will tell you to do this and that, and may even do them himself! But he truly has good intentions at heart. He is also outgoing, brave, kind, and every now and then, a bit harsh. He also has a soft spot for people close to him. Plus, every now and then, he will stir up some drama, for better or for worse! The best thing about him though is that if you insult him, he will just shake it off; like it was a joke, and insult you back! If you are friends or in a relationship with him, try not to take him so seriously.

Goodness, that Brandon is so mean, but he's so nice at the same time!

by Yee Mage December 8, 2017

Let's Go Brandon

Phrase
An invitation to participate in a sexual act involving spitting Santorum into another one another's mouths.

"Let's go Brandon!"

"I'd prefer not to. I haven't brought a toothbrush."

by BobbyBoxtop January 10, 2022

Lets Go Brandon

A clean way to tell the current President, "F*ck You."

Lets Go Brandon is a phrase to tell a President "Fuck You" in Network TV friendly terms.

by pornstitute October 15, 2021

Let's Go Brandon

It started at an Oct. 2 NASCAR race at the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. Brandon Brown, a 28-year-old driver, had won his first Xfinity Series and was being interviewed by a left leaning woke NBC Sports reporter. The crowd behind him was chanting something that was NOT AT ALL difficult to make out. The reporter suggested they were chanting “Let’s go, Brandon” to cheer the driver. But it was VERY clear they were saying: “F—- Joe Biden.”

NASCAR driver Brandon Brown was subsequently picked up the new sponsor, LGBCoin (a Let's Go Brandon crypto currency company. "Fortune favors the bold" Quote from Matt Damon) on Dec 30, 2021.

Worth noting:
Some woke left leaning mouth breathers have been triggered and now are attempting to change the definition of Let's Go Brandon. They claim it's disrespectful towards the President, while forgetting their treatment, attitudes, and ignorant social media postings directed towards Honorable former President Donald J. Trump from January 20, 2017 to January 19, 2021.

"Let's Go Brandon, I agree." Quote from Joe Biden.

by iidentifyasadictionary January 3, 2022