when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored
bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning
by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010
Get the boring shitmug. Nagged to death by your mother, grandmother or aunt. The result of the constant barrage of maternal nit-pickie reminders.
After being told hang up his jacket, take off his shoes, come in through the garage and not the front door, use a handkerchief and not his sleeve, lower his voice and not to use such coarse language; Carl turned around, got in his car and left thoroughly mother-bored.
by geezitron December 19, 2009
Get the mother-boredmug. by lloydy B December 10, 2008
Get the Bore offmug. You look this up when your SUPER BORED
by WHY AM I SO BORED January 24, 2021
Get the I'm Boredmug. Any person who sits there dryly listening to your best efforts at conversation all the while looking as though they couldn't care less whether your presence was there or not.
A boring snob can be found at any "upper class" social event found lazily drinking their alcohol, taking pictures with expensive cameras, while discussing the Ivy league they attended.
If you approach someone wearing boat shoes and they can hardly talk without addressing how "crazy" and "outgoing" you are, these are probably snobs. Due to mostly the fact that they have their heads so far up their own butts they rarely get out and enjoy life with the rest of us.
The worst thing about boring snobs is that they are so incapable of carrying on any form of conversation that doesn't have to do with skiing or how their high paying job just can't do anything right at the cooperate level. Really...
If you approach someone wearing boat shoes and they can hardly talk without addressing how "crazy" and "outgoing" you are, these are probably snobs. Due to mostly the fact that they have their heads so far up their own butts they rarely get out and enjoy life with the rest of us.
The worst thing about boring snobs is that they are so incapable of carrying on any form of conversation that doesn't have to do with skiing or how their high paying job just can't do anything right at the cooperate level. Really...
by Middle Class Act October 23, 2011
Get the Boring Snobmug. by openyoureyeskid. October 22, 2009
Get the boring mindsmug. 1. Someone that makes life really boring and is always looking at the negative side of life. They must enjoy being that way.
2. Someone that hangs around party situations and nags about everyone that's having a good time.
2. Someone that hangs around party situations and nags about everyone that's having a good time.
by Nick Ardito December 17, 2008
Get the Bumble Boremug.