Blurp

The sound one makes when belching; usually followed by a "Dude, who just mouth-farted?"

Blurp!
Oh, man, who just burped? I hare it when people burp and then blow in your face! Stupid butt-bandits!

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA May 6, 2003

Blurp

When your getting a nice blow job and the girl burps...MAking a vibrating feeling and unleashing more of your splooge.

Max Steen- founder of the name
Seth Pont-founder of the definition

Yo, last nite i was out and i got blurped.

Does any one wanna give me a nice blurping?

I love being blurped!

by Sethpont April 30, 2005

BLURGS

n. A great story contributed to a website that collects great stories. It is an acronym for Blog UR Greatest Stories.

v. the the act of contributing a great story to a website that collects great stories.

n. I read some blurgs that were so funny, beer shot out of my nose.

v. I saw a guy get set on fire at a gas station today - AND I GOT PICTURES - so I am going to blurg it for the world when I get home.

by Zega December 27, 2008

Blurred Vision

As you receive oral sex you spit in one of the ladies eye and cum in the other leaving her visually impaired

Mate i just gave your nan the blurred vision

by Jaanaspy November 29, 2015

blurr

Dirty no good splitter

"Damn that doood is such a blurr!"

by Buzzard July 25, 2003

Blurb

Rolled up or normal Cigarette
OR!
A cigar

You got a blurb mate?
Im out for a blurb.
Omg i didnt know you blurbed?!
Yeah im blurbing now.

by Jassywassyfishcake December 13, 2010

blurp

A blurp is a woman with pneumatic breasts and big lips.

Siobhan is a blurp.

by Daath August 21, 2019